Welcome to the first day of class. Here at Durty Bulliversity we know that many of you would prefer to choose your own classes. However, you’ve all been drinking, so we’ve set up the curriculum for you. We’ll be running over material from current events, this week in history, and music, plus a final mystery round to make sure you’re still awake.
Your instructor, Ms Sherri, is stone-cold sober and ready to see how much you know about things and stuff. We’ve got some prizes for the top students, so bring your thinking caps and competitive spirit.
The smart student shows up early to get some last minute studying in, and our taproom happens to open at 4pm. Just saying.